for kade:

KROSS: i want to win the nobel prize
JME:ok
KROSS: would you like me better if i won a nobel prize?
JME: i suppose
JME: but only because with the prize would probably come lots of fame and money
JME: i could use some money
JME: so i would be friends with you for your money
KROSS: i have to decide what i am going to do
JME: you are going to develop an alternate fuel source for homes......like natural nature gas...aka farts...a fart powered home! everyone could afford that....and the need for beans would multiply exponentially
KROSS: ok see this what i was thinking for getting it. I call the CIA and say I know where osama is. they take me in, and i say show me a map of the world. i pick three
JME: sounds a little risky
KROSS: have you got anything better
JME: well maybe you could go to the CIA and tell them that North Korea actually has nuclear warheads, and that they should raid them.....and when they do and discover that there are warheads, and that they had a plan to use them to eradicate russia....more specifically betlanistan..... as a scare tactic. and that they had found a way to resurrect Hitler who they were going to force to be their leader. and that their plan was completely plausible.....then you would win the nobel peace prize, because you stopped it all from happening
KROSS: gotcha