whoa man, WHOA-MAN

september is a busy month for birthdays. i had one this week, so did thousands of other people. its strange to realize i'm not alone. this week was busy. i don't want to detail it, it was boring and normal. i have two exams tomorrow. its one in the morning. i haven't studied. that will be interesting.
tomorrow is the party at work. mixed feelings.
three kids asked me my age today. and when i told them, they all asked me if i was married. they were all surprised and slightly horrified when i said no. that made me feel old and alone. i thought only delilah from delilah on the radio could do that. but i guess not. someone once said 'i only listen to delilah when i'm in my car and i want to feel even more lonely than i already do', then he ran around screaming, 'AHHH DELILAH!' that's how i feel. except i sort of want to listen to her. but i mostly don't. and that's good.
i swore a lot today. i thought about counting how many times, but i lost count by 9:00 this morning. i just remembered that i like swearsies. it's getting out of hand again. but then i remembered i like swearsies.
i feel like a plagiarist for saying swearsies. i should stop doing that.
most of the time its more creative to quote someone than to be creative. and you can quote that.
p.s. please disregard that last thought...i don't really know what it means.