resistance is futile?

i have been resisting the urge to type a "well it's the end of the semester and i'm super emo and i'm like totally going to miss all of my friends and i don't know what i'm going to do for the next three months!", post. i will continue to do so.

i will also resist the urge to write about this up and coming summer. i've said enough. so you will not get any "well it the beginning of summer and i'm totally stoked cause i'm going to be working at a camp with every single one of my bestest friends for the summer!". cause that would be a lie. well maybe a half lie. i'm working at a camp. but not with my bestest friends, with a bunch of people i don't know.

i will also resist the urge to write a poem. i'm not a poet and you do not want me to write anything for you.

i'm continuing to resist the urge to take on-line quizzes and post the results. you know something that is like: "so how half human half squirrel are you?", or maybe "which ant in an ant hill are you?".

i will also resist the urge to tell you all about my friends. the "well i totally love all of my friends. so here is a twelve page list of who they are and why they are like so completely amazing. Wang-Chung: You are so cool because you make me chinese food and then throw it on me when i call it Chinese food because you are japanese. but we all know it is really the same thing", sort of post.

i'm also resisting the urge to slaughter a zombie and save the world. not because i don't want to save the world, but mostly because i don't see any zombies. and if did i still wouldn't slaughter it. not because i'm a pacifist like previously stated, but because i'd be so scared i'd probably wet myself. then the zombie would eat me. i'm ok with that though, i think i would make good zombie food.

and i'm clearly resisting the urge to pack and clean the apartment even though it is two o'clock in the morning and i am probably leaving in like less than 14 hours. "well i'm like totally in denial about moving out tomorrow."...oh wait, that's actually true. except for the "like totally" part cause i probably wouldn't say that. i'd probably say "yup, i'm gonna watch a movie." movies are good, they are my down fall. i own too many. i need a u-haul to move them. i will miss them this summer. i hope my family will appreciate them for what they are. but probably not. they'll most likely not. too bad.